Look, I'm a kid who grew up in the bobblehead boom era. I love these things. Are they cheesy? Absolutely. Are they good for anything except collecting dust? Not even a little bit. Are they one of the most awesome free giveaways ever? No doubt. But not even I want this piece of shit. What's wrong with it you ask? Well, for starters, Roy Halladay doesn't smile. Second, what is the difference between that bobblehead and how Halladay really pitches...
Oh that's right, he pitches like a normal righty and puts his glove on his left hand and throws with his right.
Honestly, what was the person who created this bobblehead thinking? The only explanation for a fuck-up of this magnitude is that this dumbass has actually never watched a baseball game. You can't even say they never played, because anyone who has watched baseball once or twice knows that no one pitches like that.
So my question is, how does this person get a job making bobbleheads? Why not some other useless sculpture? Leave it to the pros to create these works of art. A Roy Halladay bobblehead should be destined for the desk of Mike and Mike. But this one? It is destined for the garbage.
Sidenote...this is a great explanation to bring back the best commercial ever:
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