She's Married to Who?! 2/7

Alison Miska Grossman- Wife of Redskins quarterback Rex Grossman

Gather round Flocklings. In a time before many of us were conscious sports fans, Rex Grossman was pushing his dick around in a wheel barrow on the University of Florida campus. That's right kids, Rexy used to be the big man on the football team in a place where football comes second only to Jesus(they became one following the Ascension of Tebow). Gather closer Flocklings, as I give you the first rule of investment; sell high. What Rex Grossman pulled over Alison Miska could be turned into a textbook on selling when a stock is at its peak. She jumped on the Rexy train following an SEC Player of the Year award and an SEC championship, thinking NFL fame and riches were just a stop away. Little did she know, she would get that awkward kid at every high school party that every girl feels the need to take a picture with(see right). She was so convinced, she transferred to Northwestern when he was drafted by Chicago. And when she saw it may not pan out like she expected, she brought receiver gloves on their honeymoon. So tonight, we thank Rex Grossman's supreme investment prowess.

PS- Due to the lack of revealing pictures of Mrs. Grossman, please enjoy the only picture you will ever need of Rex Grossman.