Hey asshole, you're not the "Head Goose"

So tonight I would like to adress a few of the self-proclaimed "head goose's" posts.

First of all, you sound like an asshole when you talk about one way to spell chanukah. You want one way to spell hanukkah? Here it is: . Yeah, that is the one and only way to spell the holiday. Now because we live in America, you want one English way to spell   because as an egotistical American, you can't imagine anyone else would want to speak any other language than English. Now all the different spellings you see are people trying to translate it to English. Frankly, this is not possible because the hebrew letter  has a sound that cannot be translated to english. This is where the difference in "ch" vs "h" at the beginning. So now you sound like an egotistical, asshole American who can't think outside of his little life he's had where Christmas is spelled one way because it's an American fucking holiday. So get off your high horse "head goose."

This brings me to my next point: PJ is not the "Head Goose." Lets go back to his original post when he claims to be the "Head Goose."

1. PJ claims to have brought Sporcle to our dorm. Are you kidding me?? Every single person on the floor had heard of Sporcle before. And PJ was definitely not the first to Sporcle on the floor. There's our first false claim.

2. PJ claims to have brought Baggage? This is an even bigger joke than Sporcle. When he says, "Mama goose is obsessed with this show too for some reason," he means Mama Goose showed me this show before Thanksgiving Break, which I then showed to everyone else. There's his second false claim.

3. PJ claims everyone is "lining up" to brush their teeth with him. The only reason this whole toothbrush date started was because me and Merce wanted to be nice when we were brushing our teeth and we knew PJ was awake. It turned into a ritual by accident and the most we've ever had is 5. Believe if anyone wanted to line up to brush their teeth with PJ, they'd be the only one.

4. Pj does have a life sized Alex Morgan poster, but no one but PJ calls it the "shrine." If Alex Morgan knew he rasterbated her, she'd probably be more creeped out than flattered.

5. PJ was on TV for half a second on those shows he mentions. He makes it seem like he was featured as a guest: completely false. There's another false claim.

6. His "blog" has nothing to do with this one. He's posted 3 times on here, so I think you better stick to rec basketball. Another false claim.

So PJ, in summary, the only V you're flying at the head of is one with no geese behind.

P.S. Melcolm is the real head goose. So AMarko you can't claim that either. Melcolm has swag for days.

P.P.S. I took a day of from Immortal Locks to recover from a 3 day spin. I have reevaluated and I promise to do better.