Jeans + Shorts = Jorts

Have Jorts ever been in style? I mean shit. They are denim shorts, I highly doubt they are comfortable. Anyways we have been seeing this guy around campus for the past two weeks, and the only thing he wears is damn Jorts and a Celtics hat. No joke.

We first experienced Jorts at the hockey game, where he was legit getting his grind on and an OTPHJ by his significant other. For those of you who don't know, OTPHJ stands for 'Over The Pants Hand Job'. He probably busted 6 times before the second intermission. Anyways he was rocking his Jorts all up in the Mullins Center while doing his thing with his girl. Later that night we catch them ignoring the real game and swapping spit. Honestly, these two needed to get a room. Next thing we know the kiss cam is on them, and God Damn Jorts is on the Jumbo Screen getting his lips massaged by this chick. 

Since when does wearing Jorts and watching sports get this kid laid? I know for a fact they went back to their dorm that night and did the horizontal mambo together. 

Lately we been heading to late night dinner at the dining common and guess who we see? Jorts. Jorts, Jorts, Jorts, Jorts, all up in our business. I only recognize him cause he is the only one on campus who still wears Denim Shorts. He has more than one pair too. I have seem some light blue, dark blue, regular blue and even some white washed jorts. Kid has Jorts for days. Someone honestly should tell him to check his wardrobe and donate all the jorts to the salvation army. Actually scratch that, we should burn every single pair he has because no one wants to buy jorts. No one. Not even the homeless. The homeless at least have taste in clothing. You don't see them walking around in jorts all day. 

Anyways, as I was walking to my Econ exam, I saw someone in the distance, Green hat and Denim Shorts. It could honestly be one person. So I snagged that photo of him to show the world. What Not To Wear. Especially now since it's winter. Bro, get a hint.