Friday, February 1, 2013

Dustin Johnson and Paulina Gretzky

Does having a smoke show as a girlfriend have direct correlation to how you perform in sports?  As it stands right now Dustin Johnson and Paulina Gretzky are currently involved with each other, and as it stands he is the current leader in earning for 2013...





Even though there have only been a few tournaments this year, DJ is on top, and I don't see him slowing down anytime soon.  I mean he is living the dream.  He travels to beautiful destinations, he is in the sun for the entire day, and he doesn't even have to carry his own damn bag.  Then every match, he goes out there, plays 18 holes and enjoys an expensive dinner afterwards.  Oh and if he has a bad round, he gets to slam Paulina; angry sex.  If he fires a low score and makes the cut; happy sex. And if he wins the tournament, Dustin gets victory sex.  The kind of sex where he says jump, and she asks how high.  There is no limits or boundaries and she is quite okay with it.  Paulina is the kind of freaky girl in general and is definitely "rough" under the covers.

I guess if you're a professional athlete, don't go to the store in search for the deer antler spray, go to the clubs and look for the eye candy you deserve.  The hotter she is, the better you will perform.

So I guess Dustin will be performing well until she decides to move on.  And you know it is going to be her who ends the whole thing.  Dustin knows what he has is great and is going to cling on to it for as long as possible. 

P.S. Paulina definitely likes what Dustin has growing on his chin.  


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