Why can't I do this in NHL 12?

This would be, by far, the best fighting maneuver of all time in any video game.  Boom Shaka Laka.  I mean who wouldn't want to crack someone in the head with a hockey stick.  This bro took it like a champ.  He skated it off and went after a guy like a true thug.  I mean, if I got smacked over the head with  a stick at full force, I would be down for the count.  No shame in it either.

ps.
I hope everyone enjoys the rest of this year, and I'll be sure to blog more in the future.

Viral?

PJ really wants to go viral with this video, Blonde Bitches Bouncing for days., so I thought it would be nice to post it on this.  So to who ever reads this?  (I really don't think anyone actually does).  Watch this video and enjoy.  But most of you, including myself, won't enjoy the video.

I am sorry PJ, but this video does not stand up to my standards. I'd rather watch Tsunami try to navigate through a corn maze.

Also, tonight I was told about this site when you try to run 100m while using 4 keys.  Two keys move your thighs, while two keys move your calves.  Honestly good luck, if you get past 10m, I want proof with a screen shot.  I can't make it past 5m.  It is really fucking hard.

This MaxTall Shoe Insert Product Seems Like a Great Idea...

I saw this commercial on NBA TV today when I was watching some show and it really caught my eye. What a fucking terrible idea. Are people so insecure about being 5'9 that they're willing to use breast inserts to make themselves seem taller? I mean this is just ridiculous. "Poor Mike" doesn't stand a chance with Cindy to begin with - whether he's 5'9 or 6 feet (because let's be honest, she's fucking Tsunami).

Whoever came up with this product has the most severe Napoleon complex of all time. There's no doubt about it. I can't believe that someone thought this is a product that people would actually buy. Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.

Moral of the story? Don't make remedial product - and if you do, don't make an even more remedial commercial to promote it.

10 Things I Learned While on Vacation in Mexico

Well, fellow Geese, I'm back. That's right, this goose flew south for the winter to Cancun, Mexico for a nice Christmas getaway with my family. Here are ten things I learned while on vacation. 

Goose Poop

Hey PJ, congrats on the W in our stupid fantasy football league.  Just to let you know, no one cared about it.  I mean no one.  Don't sit too high up on your chair.  Maybe if we actually played for money, like real men, there would be more care.  Too bad, maybe next year we can actually play real fantasy football...  So everyone (Web 6), start saving your pennies now.  Put away about a 25 cents a week until the next year and you'll have about $10.

On a better note, I just want to let PJ know, that he is not a better SFTC picker.  He got extremely lucky Christmas day where he got off 20 picks.  That same day, I had a whopping total of 1.  Every Goose lays an egg every now and then, so relax Peej.

Finally, to all of my fellow Geese, I hope the Holidays went well and I hope that the New Year brings some joy.  I am sorry that I haven't blogged lately, but what are you going to do about it?  I work almost 35 hours a week, I have a girlfriend and I am struggling to make a damn pick on Streak. Today I had a day off and I am in the middle of a Win 5...  So if I had more time off, I would pick until the cows came home.

p.s. I miss the Geese.

Immortal Lock 12/24- Special NFL Edition

So tomorrow we have a special NFL Saturday, so I'm going to give you some picks that I like for the day:

Broncos over Bills @1- No way Tebowmania goes down 2 weeks in a row. If he does, we may have to reconsider the Church of Tebow.

Eagles over Cowboys OR Longest touchdown of 2nd half 40 yards of more- I think the Eagles win this game outright, but if you aren't confident then take the over because there has to be a big play in the second half.

At night, you have to pick the college football game, so good luck.

5-5 all time

Immortal Lock 12/23

I'm back ladies and gentlemen! After a few days hiatus, I have reconsidered my values and am back with better and wiser picks. As a Chanukah gift for you all I'm giving you TWO immortal locks.

My immortal locks for friday are the Maine Black Bears at 2 and Pittsburgh Winning Margin at 8:05. There is no way the Brown Bears beat the Main Black Bears. No chance. Not even at home. My second lock is Pitt winning margin over Jonathan Williams points. He averages 14 points per game and Pitt will absolutely win by more than 14.

4-4 alltime

Hey asshole, you're not the "Head Goose"

So tonight I would like to adress a few of the self-proclaimed "head goose's" posts.

First of all, you sound like an asshole when you talk about one way to spell chanukah. You want one way to spell hanukkah? Here it is: . Yeah, that is the one and only way to spell the holiday. Now because we live in America, you want one English way to spell   because as an egotistical American, you can't imagine anyone else would want to speak any other language than English. Now all the different spellings you see are people trying to translate it to English. Frankly, this is not possible because the hebrew letter  has a sound that cannot be translated to english. This is where the difference in "ch" vs "h" at the beginning. So now you sound like an egotistical, asshole American who can't think outside of his little life he's had where Christmas is spelled one way because it's an American fucking holiday. So get off your high horse "head goose."

This brings me to my next point: PJ is not the "Head Goose." Lets go back to his original post when he claims to be the "Head Goose."

1. PJ claims to have brought Sporcle to our dorm. Are you kidding me?? Every single person on the floor had heard of Sporcle before. And PJ was definitely not the first to Sporcle on the floor. There's our first false claim.

2. PJ claims to have brought Baggage? This is an even bigger joke than Sporcle. When he says, "Mama goose is obsessed with this show too for some reason," he means Mama Goose showed me this show before Thanksgiving Break, which I then showed to everyone else. There's his second false claim.

3. PJ claims everyone is "lining up" to brush their teeth with him. The only reason this whole toothbrush date started was because me and Merce wanted to be nice when we were brushing our teeth and we knew PJ was awake. It turned into a ritual by accident and the most we've ever had is 5. Believe if anyone wanted to line up to brush their teeth with PJ, they'd be the only one.

4. Pj does have a life sized Alex Morgan poster, but no one but PJ calls it the "shrine." If Alex Morgan knew he rasterbated her, she'd probably be more creeped out than flattered.

5. PJ was on TV for half a second on those shows he mentions. He makes it seem like he was featured as a guest: completely false. There's another false claim.

6. His "blog" has nothing to do with this one. He's posted 3 times on here, so I think you better stick to rec basketball. Another false claim.

So PJ, in summary, the only V you're flying at the head of is one with no geese behind.

P.S. Melcolm is the real head goose. So AMarko you can't claim that either. Melcolm has swag for days.

P.P.S. I took a day of from Immortal Locks to recover from a 3 day spin. I have reevaluated and I promise to do better.

He who calls himself "The Head Goose"

Are you serious P.J. The Head Goose? I remember when I was in second grade and came up with nicknames for myself. You're not even the "Head" of this establishment. If I do recall correctly, you have posted 3 times and you didn't even gain the attention of the readers.

Anyways, last night you decided to call me out in Streak. Are you kidding me? Calling me out in Streak? That is like calling out Ali in a boxing match or going against Ryan Braun in a HGH contest. You just don't do that. Over the past week I have been sucking, I do admit that, but that is only because I have been working till close every night, and the only time I can get a pick off is when I go to the bathroom and Sheep the next game posible. So please, get on my level, bring up your win percentage and pick more games. Then maybe you can talk shit to me.

Oh and PJ. Sorry you have such a tough job. Just packing away groceries and saying "have a nice day". While I am stuck in the back room with Millions of dollars worth of product, making sure every customer gets the bag they want. While trying to restock the shelves with hundreds of little asians asking me questions. Sorry you live the tough life. Make more picks or shut up.

The Real Head Goose, AMarko.

Thoughts from the Head Goose

So as I'm sitting on the couch this weekend watching my fantasy football players take a collective dump on the Resident Jew's team, 156-70, (yes, you read that correctly) in the Flock Football League this weekend, I got to thinking... Why so many different spellings of that Jewish High Holiday that occurs this week?  Like, if it's so official, why can't they all agree on one spelling of the word? A quick Google search of "spellings of hanukkah" returned 13 different results. THIRTEEN.

• Chanuka
• Chanukah
• Chanukkah
• Channukah
• Hanukah
• Hannukah
• Hanukkah
• Hanuka
• Hanukka
• Hanaka
• Haneka
• Hanika
• Khanukkah

Is that really necessary? I mean, I heard the story about the miracle with the oil in kindergarten, and I'm open to freedom of religion and all that, but all you Jewish people need to get your shit together. Pick a spelling and go with it. Maybe a million years ago when no one communicated it was okay to have different spellings of words, but over the past couple milleniums it has become fairly common to standardize the spelling of words. Do Christians spell Christmas nine different ways? No. I can't even think of nine spellings for Christmas... Kristmas? Krystmas? Chrystmas? Kristmiss? Krystmiss? Chrystmiss? Christmyss? Christmass? Xmas? 

I can't even imagine what nonsense the Resident Jew will say in rebuttal of this. Probably that he has more money than us, so he's a winner, and the winners write the history? Maybe some reference that we shouldn't talk because we skip church on Sunday's to pregame football games which the Bible probably doesn't endorse? Either way, Jesus is on our side. Not only does he love Tebow like none other, but Aaron Rodgers looks like him.

Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, and have a lovely Kwanza. The Head Goose has spoken.

Sorry

Sorry boys and followers of the Blog. Recently, I have been working my dick off. Legit off. I have spent more time working than I have sleeping. I have missed a lot of Mortal Locks and more importantly, I have not been making wise picks. ALSO I have been working so much, that I have not been picking every game. My condolences. Anyways, whats going on with my fellow Geese? Today marks the first day of Hanukkah!

To my Resident Jew, AB, and Big dave, I hope the next 8 days rule. I hope Hanukkah Harry brings the best to everyone and hopefully we land NHL 12 or another Fifa 12 for our floor.

Does anyone want to pool money together and buy a storage unit with me? Seriously this has fast cash written all over it. Honestly, I have been watching Storage Wars lately on my down time, and let me tell you, this looks easy. I would be yelling "YEEEEEEEUUUUUP" in the next guys ear so loud, he would be deaf by the end of it. I bet I could swoop up a quick locker for under $100 and sell it easily for $400. As long as Dave Hester isn't there, I would be okay. Also there is the wild factor. You know, the chance that there is some super rare/ famous/ awesome piece of history. Or better yet, buying a storage unit that has a safe in it with a wad of cash or jewelry.

P.S. If I ever ended up at a storage auction, the auctioneer would have to be able to speak fast. I would not bid on a unit if the guy up front selling it was not yodelling off prices.

P.S.S. If Mike Glick reads this, Happy Hanukkah. I can't wait to see you and Amy real soon!
Have a safe trip up here from DC!

Immortal Lock 12/20

I've failed you guys. Let you down the last two days. I'm sorry. I'm not going to be AMarko and crap all over other people because I am an honorable man and own up to my mistakes. The only thing I can do is promise to do better. I can not have a 3 day slide.

My immortal lock for Tuesday is Any Other Result in the Real Madrid game at 2pm. Admittedly, I may not know a lot about soccer, but what I do know is that a 4 goal victory is very rare. I could see a 3-0 or 4-1 final, but no way Real Madrid wins by 4. Good luck with the rest of these always tough soccer games, but heres a guarantee for you. Lock it down.

4-3 all time

Immortal Lock 12/19

So I led you astray yesterday with the lock, but still gave you 3 wins for the rest of the day if you took my advice. Im sitting pretty with a w3 and you should be too.

For Monday, my immortal lock is the Cleveland St Vikings at 7pm. Vikings have been fucking up bulls for centuries, and that won't change tomorrow. Lock it down. Cleveland State beats South Florida on the road.

4-2 all time.

Barstool is Overrated

Let me start this blog with a full disclaimer: I love Barstool Sports. Having said that, Barstool has begun to annoy me for three reasons.

1) They never give anyone credit for sending them stories.
A few days ago, I tweeted at El Pres, alerting him of a story about kids getting suspended for Tebowing in school. Naturally, I was ecstatic when this story appeared on the Stool, but I soon realized I got NO CREDIT for sending him the story. Now I realize that I may not have been the only one to send it to him and he may have come across it himself, but it got me thinking. There is no way the employees of Barstool come across all these stories by themselves, yet besides an occasional "Reader Email" no one gets any credit. C'mon Barstool, start throwing some shout outs to your loyal readers.

2) They don't copy edit their articles.
Now I realize that Barstool is not The New York Times, but still their articles shouldn't have simple spelling and grammar mistakes. I mean how hard is it to use spellcheck? You just look stupid and lose credibility when you make dumb mistakes. I think I was a better writer from a gramatical standpoint than El Pres when I was in third grade.

3) El Pres is so full of himself.
Hey Portnoy, you run a fucking website for a living: your are not that special. Also, how old are you? And you still hit on college girls? That's more sad than anything. AMarko covered this earlier in the week here. The other problem I have with "El Pres" is that he acts like anyone who doesn't like him is committing a crime against humanity. Grow the fuck up bro, act like a mature adult, and get over yourself.

Get Your Shit Together AMarko

Hey AMarko, you have an impressive Streak record. Great. Good for you. But what have you done for our readers? Nothing. you've led them losses the last 2 days! And you have a better overall record than me, that's wonderful. That's why I don't post all my picks as immortal locks. The ones I do pick, I'm 4-1. What are you? 3-3. I'm not going to influence people to pick games that are no more than a coin flip for me. The reason my record is not great is because I pick as many games as possible, most of which I admittedly have no idea who will win. So congrats on your big win 8 because that will surely bring home the $100k for longest streak this month. So as far as the readers are concerned, they should probably listen to me: the records speak for themselves- 4-1 beats 3-3 every time.

P.S. You don't go against the Jew. If we can pick the stock market, I think we can pick Streak for Cash

Don't Listen to the Resident Jew

If you want to really get a green 5 tomorrow, don't listen to the Jew. If you look at the stats, he is shit at picking anything besides his oversized nose. Let's compare every stat in Streak

At this very moment, The Resident Jew and I have the SAME amount of overall picks (74).

I have a 46-28 record, which gives me a .622 win percentage. My longest win streak is 8 and I have reached a Win Five, 3 times (on my way to my fourth Win 5 after Liverpool takes it home). I have never had a losing streak of more than 4 games.

The Resident Jew has a 39-35 record, he is only 4 games over .500. His win percentage is a fucking .527. He has only been at Win Five twice and probably wont ever reach it again. His longest win streak is 6.  His actual longest Losing Steak is longer than his Win Streak, which is 7.

So Caleb, I am 18 games over .500. I have formed the longest win streak in the group. I have the most Red Stars in the group. I also have the most wins in the group. Finally, I have the best winning percentage in the group of the people who have picked 25+ games.

Looking back at these stats, I say I am the best Streaker.
GET ON MY LEVEL.

Immortal Lock 12/18

So yesterday I give you not one, but TWO locks and both come through. You are welcome if that carried you towards that red star like it did for me.

For today, we have NFL games, which means you can usually get a few meatballs similar to the ones Tsunami used to throw in little league. My immortal lock for the day is the Bears at 1pm. No way they lose to the Seahawks: to be honest I would pick them even if they needed to win by double digits. As for the rest of the NFL picks I like under 300 Tebow yards at 4:15, Philip Rivers in the first half of the night game and Over 30 yds in the second half. The Bears are my only immortal lock but you're welcome for three more easy picks. That should net you w4 and maybe w5 if you can pick that early morning soccer game too.

4-1 all time in Immortal Locks

P.S. The so called "Mortal Locks" are a joke, AMarko. You're leading the cows to slaughter bro. Step your game up.

Sunday

It's Sunday and you know what that means. Time and a half. Yes, you heard me correct, I am working today from 2:00-9:00. The only thing good about this is that I get to sleep in. Anyways, I have been sucking lately on my Mortal Locks. So to make it up to everyone, I'll give a real Mortal Lock for todays games.

At 8:25PM on NBC, the Ravens play the Chargers at San Diego.
This is a straight up pick and I am locking in the Ravens. No questions asked. To win this matchup, the Ravens have to out score the Chargers. I see Baltimore rocking the Chargers by at least 10 points. Or a tie game and Baltimore knocks in a 37 yarder for the W. Don't quote me on this, but this is my pick

P.S. I am blogging this while in bed and I forgot to turn off my lights. It is times like these when I wish I had lights that responded to my clap or my voice. Apple should come out with an App for that, since there is an App for everything.

Immortal Lock 12/17

So the soccer team with numbers comes through again, what a shock. I told you guys those teams just flat out don't lose.

Just a heads up, the Bruins are playing at 1, so be sure to pick them. My immortal lock for the day is Syracuse by double digits. If the #1 team in the nation can't beat NC State by 10 measly points, they flat out don't deserve to be #1. There you have it, I give you two locks for the day- an early Hanukkah present for you all. Lock it down.

3-1 all time in Immortal Locks.

The Head Goose Has Spoken

So if you have read some of the posts of this blog from its first week of existence, you've probably noticed a lot of #swag from the contributors. Resident Jew, Marko Polo, and Big T think they're the shit. That's all well and good. They had their fun. The head honcho is in the building now and it's time for you to listen up. You can call me Paul, PJ, Peej, Pajamas, Peanut Butter and Jelly, Papa John, Peejizzle. No matter. I'm the top of the food chain in Web 6 and on this blog. Now that I'm writing this, everyone is surely going to be up in arms that I am the self-proclaimed Head Goose, but let me silence the critics. I fly at the head of the V-Formation, and here's why:

Reason #1: Sporcle. All of those nights when the Temple (home of the Resident Jew) was flocked with geese doing trivia until 3am? Yup, that was me who started all of that nonsense. What can I say? Just bringing the floor together over some old fashioned trivia like it's my job. Oh wait... it is.

Reason #2: Baggage. Why study for finals? The Temple was packed Wednesday night for the Game Show Network's most popular show. So many silly geese just trying to study how to model their game after Jerry Springer, instead of studying for microeconomics. This is a great show when you have nothing else to do, but sports and finals always take priority. Mama goose is obsessed with this show too for some reason.

Reason #3: Toothbrush Dates. Basically every guy on the floor wants to brush their teeth with me every night. Line is practically out the door at 2:00am on week nights and 3:30am on weekends just to shine their pearly whites next to me. 'Bows being thrown left and right trying to get the sinks on the same side of the bathroom as me. What can I say?

Reason #4: Alex Morgan. Who else in the world has a life sized poster of the most beautiful athlete in the world on their wall? Answer: no one. No wonder they call my room "The Shrine." Bow down bitches.

Reason #5: I'm World Famous. Are there any other geese that can say they've been on national television in prime time, like ever? Yeah I've done it twice. First ESPN College Gameday. Then CBS 60 Minutes in prime time. Sure Chunias showed up on Good Morning America, but who watches that anyway? Seven o'clock in the morning?  Get real. He's at Sig-Ep more than Web-6 anyway so he's basically only a part time member.

Did I forget to mention whose blog (see what I did there?) inspired this blog? Oh right. Once everyone cleaned up their pants and got their shit together, they decided to follow the leader, with me at the head of the V Formation.

El Pres

Football Jesus Vs. The Boy Wonder

On Sunday, the Patriots travel to Mile High Stadium to take on the Broncos. Now I'm conflicted on who to root for. Recently I was part of the founding of the Church of Tebow and it is sacrilegious to root against our Lord and Savior. Now on the other hand, he is playing against Tom Brady, the greatest quarterback of all time. To understand my love for Tom Brady, know this: anytime I even mention his name, Merce so affectionately makes "choking" sounds. Now I firmly believe the Pats will go and kick the shit out of the Tebows and He won't have an opportunity for a 4th quarter comeback, but if this game is within 10 points in the fourth, I'll be scared. The only way this game stays close would be because of the altitude because the only thing higher than that altitude is D Schneid when he's laying down tracks. When it comes down to it, I gotta stick to my roots and root for the Boy Wonder, but if they lose I'm converting to Christianity and fully worshiping Tebow.

Prediction: The Bradys 34, The Tebows 17

She's Married to Who?! 12/16

Holy Volleyball

Did I just watch the entire Volleyball match? Yes. It was a fucking battle to say the least. Illinois came out on top over the Woman of Troy. So maybe it was not a mortal lock, but since when the fuck does volleyball go to only 15 points in the final set? The entire game its been going to 25, but the final set only to 15? Some grade A bullshit if you ask me. The Woman of Troy would have definitely won if the game went to 25.

Mortal Locks overal:
3-2

My Lock for tomorrow is a no brainer. I have to go with the Football game, Montana @ Sam Houston State.
The pick is for 'will there be a score in the first six minutes?'
If there isn't a score I will be very shocked. I mean even Tsunami could score on either of these teams. I wouldn't be surprised if the score isn't 14-7 after the first six minutes. Lock it in.

Immortal Lock 12/16

So I lost my pick yesterday, whatever. I didn't even have real reasoning for my pick. Fuck that, no big deal I'll get back on that green flow tomorrow.

My immortal lock for tomorrow is FC Ingolstadt 04. Soccer teams with numbers in their name DON'T LOSE. Pick Ingolstadt 04, they will definitely win. Lock it down.

2-1 all time in immortal locks

She's Married to Who?! 12/15

Get Real People

Recently the writers for GeeseChatter created a page on Facebook called Church of Tebow. The page is a celebration of what Tim Tebow has been able to do this NFL season, which is mystify the hell out of anyone who thinks they know something about football. We began to promote our page, and the fanbase grew. However with this fanbase, naturally, haters began to criticize.

Jeans + Shorts = Jorts

Immortal Lock 12/15

My immortal lock for the day is Club Brugge. They will most definitely beat Braga in the soccer match tomorrow. No doubt about it, no explanation needed. Lock it down.

2-0 so far in locks. From now on I will not be picking the Bruins as a lock, I will be just alerting you when they are playing and it is assumed they are an immortal lock.

P.S. AMarko may not be right with his pick, but be sure to tune in to women's volleyball tomorrow: smokes all over! Just check out his post and you'll understand.

The Jew and I lock it down

The Resident Jew and I both came out on top tonight with our Locks of the day.  Boston destroyed Ottawa tonight 5-2. The Bruins are always a Lock.

Tomorrows Mortal Lock for me will be:
USC Women of Troy over the Illinois Fighting Illini

The Woman of troy are underdogs, but no way in hell will they let the Fighting Illini beat them. Regardless of who wins, the match is worth watching. College girls playing volleyball? What could be hotter? I mean for real, these girls are in amazing shape with nice tight asses and booty spandex for days. It's a great way to relieve stress after all your finals. Or prepare you for your upcoming ones.

 ... know what I'm saying?

She's Married to Who?! 12/14

Samples anyone? 12-13

Hey, so I was seeing if there was anything good online and I happen to come across this freebie sample.
Free Anti-Chafing Cream

I know for a fact no one likes chafing. No man, woman, or even child enjoys it, so why put up with it when you can grab this free sample. I know I did. I know as the colder weather starts to set in more regularly, I will need some sort of lubrication to keep me active.
So this is my Freebie of the day. Enjoy

Not so Mortal

The Wild couldn't beat the Jets? Wait what? Are you kidding me, I put my Win 8 on you and this is how you repay me. You had a man up for the entire last minute of play and couldn't tie the game? What the fuck.

Call me a Sheep for this game, but they should have won. The Jets are shit. We could of put Tsunami in net against them and he would of came out on top.

Mortal Lock for tomorrow is Bruins. Bruins are red hot, and can turn any losing streak positive. Mark my word.

p.s. I would take the Bruins over any team in the league. I would even take them knowing we have Tuukka in net. Bruins all day. Lock em in.

p.p.s Rask has stopped something like 52 straight shots. I say he stops 50 more before he lets a puck cross the line.

AMarko
2-1 lifetime Mortal Locks.

Immortal Lock of the Day 12/13

For those of you who took my advice yesterday, congrats you started your day in the green. For those of you who didnt believe me, never doubt me again.

For tomorrow my immortal lock is the Boston Bruins. One loss since November 1st? Yeah they seem like a safe bet to me. Lock it down and get in the green after a tough afternoon of soccer picks.

Immortal Locks: 1-0

P.S. I told you yesterday that the Jets would win. NEVER trust AMarko's picks

To my Resident Jew

Lockout Pt 2

You all thought that the NBA lockout was a bad situation? Well that was nothing compared to the lockout I faced this morning: out of my room. Merce left for his test at 1 pm when I was in the shower and he locked the room. I couldn't get back into the room till 2:15. I hadn't eaten all day and was stuck chilling and playing FIFA naked till I could get the key. By the time I got the key, I felt like Starvin' Marvin and was flat out pissed. Being locked out of arenas for a couple weeks has nothing on this.

She's Married to Who?! 12/13

That's all she wrote.

I guess being up two games to none means absolutely nothing when you have a teammate like PJ on your team. During our best of five series, PJ and I were up 2 games against Merce and Tanner (two grown ass scrubs). But somehow we manage to lose the next three games. Call it bad luck, call it poor playing, but I call it a shitty teammate. PJ honestly has the worst touch in the game, I rather play with Hellen Keller than with PJ. At least Hellen would be able to put in an open net goal, or clear the ball out of the zone... There is always next time, but tonight I am going back to room 617 a loser.

Breaking news.
PJ wants to challenge me in Fifa? Change my mortal lock from the Wild game and pick me tonight. I would beat the spread with a "win by 3+ goals". PJ may be the worst Fifa player this side of the Mississippi, besides Tsunami. Regardless, PJ will never beat me in Fifa, Never. I'm Always the mortal lock against PJ. ALWAYS.

Immortal Lock 12/13

First off, there is NO WAY the Wild win tomorrow so discount amarko's pick. The only lock on SFC for 12/13 is Haraas El Hodood over Smouha. With a name like that, no way El Hodood is going down tomorrow. Get me that W1 baby. Gotta break this bad streak I have going

Mortal Lock December 13, 2011

Listen up and Lockem down. Tomorrows lock of the day will be the Minnesota Wild over the J-E-T-S of Winnipeg. This matchup locks in at 8:30 PM. So pick your three soccer matches in the morning, then wait until 8:30, and pick the Wild. Green me baby.

Tally up another win for my Mortal Locks: 2-0

I told you, no way in hell was Siena walking away with this one.
To all my followers (Mercer), I am sorry I didn't pick my Mortal Lock. From now on, if my previous picks don't interfere with my ML pick of the day, I promise you, I will pick it. Still can't believe that haters are going to hate, after I bring them to a green 5. Whatever. Don't take my pick next time.

Mortal Lock of December 2-0

Random Hot Sports Wife of the Day

Elisha Cuthbert

Gentlemen, our first Random Hot Sports Wife may be the hottest of them all. Married to Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames, Elisha is the definition of sexy. Not only does she look good, but she speaks French...and let's be honest: that is sexy.

As a child she was a foot model! This girl is the whole package and has starred in 24, The Forgotten, and The Girl Next Door.

9/10

Finals week.

I need to study, but the only thing I can do at this moment is...
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Mortal Lock December 12, 2011

Okay folks, here comes my lock of the day for SFTC. At 7:00PM Fordham Rams are play Siena Saints @Siena. Siena, coming off of a loss to the Minutmen of Massachusetts, will come out on top of the Rams. The streak for this game is for Siena to win by double digits. There is no way they will cover the spread. Lock in the Rams in this one boys. Mark. My. Word.

Can you believe it?

Wait, what just happened? Did Tebow really chalk up another win?
Yes he did, not only was he down 10-0 in the 4th quarter, but there was only 2:12 left on the clock. Tebow threw for a touchdown, then Denver attempted an onside kick which failed. Chicago went 3 and out and left the "God Squad" with less than a minute to drive up the field starting on the their own 20. Tebow somehow managed to get Prater into field goal range, where he slammed a 59 yarder home with 8 seconds left of the clock.

10-10 OT
Now heading into over time, Tebow launched a few prayers to the big man upstairs. He was a little late in response because Chicago won the coin toss and received the ball. As the Bears were approaching field goal range when Barber ended up fumbling the ball on the 30.
TEBOW TIME
Tebow did his thing and got Prater back into field goal range again, this time from 51 yards out. Prater knocked it down and Tebow marches forward to victory. I guess losing is not in the playbook for Tebow. Even when he is down and out, he some how finds a way to win.

#Angelsinthebackfield?

1-0 in mortal lock picks.

If you picked my mortal lock pick of the day, you would be at green1 right now in SFTC. Hey, I told you the Heels were going to be raising that national trophy tonight. If you didn't listen, shame on you! Check back tomorrow for another mortal lock.

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Geese Chatter will bring more to the table than any other blog site has to offer. We will guide you in Streak for the cash (SFTC), we will blog about our favorite tweets, we will blog about anything and everything.

Feeling a little streakish?

Yeah, no biggie, just getting ranked in the top 50 for streak for the cash on ESPN.com. Too bad I choked harder than the Red Sox in September. After starting off 13-3, I am currently 26-21. Maybe I choked, maybe I made a few bad picks, but no one will take away streaker of the month from me. I mean no one. Not P.J. not Caleb, not Kuse, not Mercer or tanner, BUT especially not Neal. Neal may be the luckiest SFTC player in the history of history. He would out streak Freddie Riley.

I will leave you with this. If you want to win $50,000 just pick my Mortal Lock everyday for 27 straight days. Or if you want to accomplish the top streak in a matter of a week, Just pick the opposite of my everyday picks. I honestly can't catch a break.

SFTC Mortal Lock 12-10-2011

NC Tarheels vs Charlotte 49ers. 4:10. Mens Division 1 Soccer Championship

Both teams are coming off of a shoot out victory, but the heels will prevail and bring home the national championship to North Carolina.
Mark my word.

Lock in W3 for me.